Shopping at the Used Man Store
NOT A NOVEL.
I dined out on my excruciating tales of computer dating for years. With apologies to my friends, who have heard most of this before, my first foray into nonfiction collects my Used Man Store adventures with a few essays on various relationship adventures. Available in paperback here: SHOPPING AT THE USED MAN STORE and Kindle (including Kindle Unlimited!) here: SHOPPING AT THE USED MAN STORE
The Gentry Books
The Temptation of Gentry
Its 1996 when Gentry arrives like a scruffy prophet to usher in the era of the Internet at a small high school on the Oregon coast. He’s a good teacher, but away from the classroom he’s quiet and aloof, preferring to live without a past or a name. He rents a small guest house, where he and his dog Bosco hope to enjoy an incredible view, some fishing and a lot of one-sided conversation. Is that so much to ask? His landlady Kathryn and her two daughters have other plans. Who is this beautiful Catholic stranger who has disrupted their all-female household with his strange, solitary ways? Is he a wolf at their door, or just a lost dog who needs feeding? Their need to unravel his mysteries is as strong as Gentry’s need to preserve them. As he fights a losing battle against loneliness, desire, memory and guilt, it is Gentry himself who unravels.
The Confession of Gentry
After his spectacular failure and the damage left behind in Oregon, Gentry flees south to Oklahoma, hoping to find refuge with old friends. He’s planning to lick his wounds and rest up, but it’s hard to find safety from his own worst instincts. His path out of celibacy is alternately hilarious and disturbing, and he finds himself in a relationship that tears away his defenses against his buried past. His sins stack up and his heart is breaking. When his life slides into financial chaos on top of everything else, he must ask for help from a very unlikely quarter. The humor of his present contrasts with the growing nightmare of his recent past, and through it all he longs for Oregon. Can he forgive himself enough to go back?
The Reconciliation of Gentry
It’s a broken and humbled Gentry who finds his way back to Oregon, where it seems that everything and everyone has changed. Even the house is different, but he takes refuge there anyway, though he resents the hell out of all these changes. Life is calm; setting up another computer lab at the high school, taking walks, fishing with Lorrie and hoping Gretchen wants to visit on the weekends. But when Gentry makes a shocking discovery about his own life, it changes everything, he has to make a sacrifice of the highest order. To help the people he loves most, he must bring himself to reveal his deepest secrets, his worst acts, and the dark truth of his childhood. His struggle with the process of revelation is sometimes hilarious and often tragic, but Gretchen needs him. He has no choice.
Other Novels by Karen G. Berry
The Iris Files: Notes from a Desperate Housewife
Each day, Iris Bourne runs a gauntlet in the California suburbs: dealing out meals with the ease of a professional card shark, scaling mountains of laundry, acting as judge and jury for sibling battles, negotiating bedtime with the skill of a career diplomat.
Iris has time for exactly one hobby—entering contests—and she’s just won a trip for two to Hawaii. She’s ready for a taste of Paradise, but her husband, Hart, keeps spoiling the mood by asking her if she’s happy. Happy? Iris has no time to be happy. When Hart announces that he is not, her life becomes even more complicated…
Love and Mayhem at the Francie June Memorial Trailer Park
Available at AMAZON.
Welcome to the Francie June Memorial Trailer Park, just outside Ochre Water, California. The annual talent show is imminent and the residents are restless. On a night when tempers keep rising and the wind won’t settle, a body is found face-down by Space 48. Who killed the Right Reverend Henry Heaven? County Sheriff Memphis LaCour is determined to find out. As he makes his methodical way through the decaying doublewides, he uncovers secrets that might break apart his community, his family, and his own sober heart.
The Chameleon Chronicles
A cozy mystery series set on beautiful Orcas island, co-written with Shannon Page under the nom de plume Laura Gayle
Orcas Intruder: Book Two of the Chameleon Chronicles
CAMILLE TATE always tells herself to calm down, but her instincts always warn her to disappear.
After the fright of her first weeks on Orcas Island, Cam wants a quiet Thanksgiving with her family and a few friends. She’s hoping that time with her foster parents will help her recover from the horror of witnessing a shooting and being kidnapped.
But her employers, the Brixtons, are arriving, along with a few unexpected visitors from Cam’s past. Her peaceful holiday is nowhere to be found. When her neighbor’s home is burglarized and ransacked, Cam’s world is threatened, too. As mysterious intruders haunt her island life, Cam realizes that the intrigue is far from over.
Available at AMAZON: ORCAS INTRUDER
Orcas Intrigue: Book One of the Chameleon Chronicles
A collaborative cozy mystery written with Shannon Page. Available now at AMAZON
Camille Tate has always run away…but vanishing whenever life gets too frightening has never solved anything. When a broken heart sends Cam to remote Orcas Island to try her hand at caretaking and writing a screenplay, she finds quiet beaches and cozy bookstores, plus a host of intriguing folks, including a rugged boat-builder, a glamorous neighbor, and a reassuring sheriff’s deputy. But an escalating nest of mysteries and the haunting sense of being watched soon leave Cam wondering if she can believe her own perceptions. As intrigue turns to danger, she must decide whether there is anyone she can trust, or if it’s time for her to vanish yet again.
I really don’t consider myself a poet, but I keep getting poems published.
POETRY IN PRINT ONLINE
Travel poem about one of the perfect places in the world, the Tempietto Longobardi in Northern Italy. Direction to the Six Virgins
A coming-of-age poem written about my time on the Squaw Creek Ranger Station outside Gallatin Gateway, Montana. Love that they used the author photo they did. Spire Rock
Happy this one found a home, as I am obsessed with the Helga paintings and this is about one of them: In The Ekphrastic Review, a response to Wyeth’s study for Barracoon.
Because as they grow up, they occasionally slip back, and we are oh-so-lucky to catch them in our arms at those moments: In Mothers Always Write, a poem called Seventeen
I would preface or explain this poem but every women who reads it knows someone it’s about: new in Subprimal, a journal of poetry and art, Our Dark Angel, Endlessly Falling
I’m extremely proud to be three-times-published by the extraordinary journal of the fantastic (in the fantasy sense), GOBLIN FRUIT:
- Ariel – a retelling of the Little Mermaid
- Penelope’s Bed – as in the wife of Odysseus
- Ceres (included in the Dwarf Star poetry prize anthology: 2011 Dwarf Star Prize) – a daughter’s grief
A work in the Indiana Voice Journal about what it takes, and what it takes out of me to get to the day job each morning: Working in Old Town
In Novocaine and Napalm, a bitter screed about divorce: Disassembly Required
POETRY IN PRINT BETWEEN PAPER COVERS
(just a few, there are more)
Seek It—Writers and Artists Do Sleep, Toronto, Red Claw Press, 2012 … My poem in this one is a beaut.
Impractical Cats A collection of 17 works: an exquisite ode to felines. Medusa’s Laugh, October 2013 … You can order this one for your cat-loving friends. The detailed binding on this charming wee tome is handcrafted and handstitched with a cat’s face. And many of the poems are in the actual shapes of cats. Seriously, I just love this one.
San Pedro River Review Spring 2017 has my poem, “Highway 99.” And a trailer on the cover, which is so pleasing to me, because I have never lived in a trailer outside my imagination, but if I were to, I’d want a vintage Airstream.