I Hate Horoscopes at Defenestration

Funny fake horoscopes…

…are live today!

I wrote these from a prompt, part of the TwoSylvias poetry advent calendar. I think they are hilarious, and I’m glad that the anonymous gatekeepers of Internet humor at Defenestration agreed with me.

And if you think I’m funny (not everyone does), you might like this book.
Here’s a link:
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One Comment

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    LAF April 16, 2026

    Laughing too hard to think of a good comment. (Please tell me me you have no plans for Aquarius.)

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