I Hate Horoscopes at Defenestration
On April 15, 2026 by karengb With 1 Comments
- announcement
Funny fake horoscopes…
…are live today!
I wrote these from a prompt, part of the TwoSylvias poetry advent calendar. I think they are hilarious, and I’m glad that the anonymous gatekeepers of Internet humor at Defenestration agreed with me.

Here’s a link:
Shopping at the Used Man Store
Laughing too hard to think of a good comment. (Please tell me me you have no plans for Aquarius.)